Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is an American film released on December 12th, 2015, and is the fourth installment of the Alvin and the Chipmunks film series. The movie was directed by Walt Becker, and stars Earl from 'My Name is Earl', Tony Hale,The Girl from "Married With Children" (if you give a shit about that series), Josh Green,Penny from the Big Bang Theory, and for some reason, the fucking guy from the Mac v. PC commercials from 2006-2009.
And, let me tell you, this movie is the absolute worst.
Now, first off, I am not dissing on the Alvin and the Chipmunks series; Because my favorite movie from the series is: Chipwrecked, they could let the series end with that and it could be better. But nope, Fox and Regency saw dolla' signs again and decided to make another Chipmunks movie, it's like that one meme where Obama milks that cow, but imagine that cow is the Alvin and the Chipmunks Series and Obama is Fox. That's what happened.
Now, the plot is (i think) is that Alvin throws a House party for Dave's birthday party, with guest apperances by, Redfoo (who even listens to LMFAO in 2026?) and some fucking teenagers that looked like they been rejected from Punk Kidz Bop.
And, Dave finds out about the party, and is pissed at Alvin, and then Alvin and the gang go on a road trip to stop Dave from proposing to his girlfriend, who is also the mother of Dave's son, who is also the antagonist of the movie. And then they go on a road trip to stop Dave from proposing to his girlfriend, or some bullshit like that. I don't even know, I watched it into the entireity when i was a Kid and i thought to myself,
The only good thing about this movie is the animation, which is pretty good, but the plot and the characters are so bad that it ruins the whole movie. The characters are so one-dimensional and annoying, and the plot is so predictable and boring. I don't even know why they made this movie, it's like they just wanted to make a quick buck off of the Alvin and the Chipmunks brand.
Or, they wanted to make it a sublimimal advert for Mechanical Rat Pizza and Child Casino (Chuck E. Cheese's).
And to rub salt on the proverbial wound, none of these actors even go on any major films except for i think, Jason Lee, Justin Long, Bella Thorne (from the Disney Channel show, Shake it Up!, does anyone watch that show? Yeah, me neither. I'm a Nickelodeon guy myself, the only good Disney Show is between Phineas and Ferb and Star v. The Forces of Evil), Jennifer Coolidge, Anna Faris (which it would be cooler if her name was Anna Farts), Kaley Cucco (Penny, Penny Penny), Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone), and that's about it for people that are (somewhat) known for their roles (i don't blame you if you don't recognize like 90% of what i put.)
And, the movie is just so bad that it makes me want to die, and i don't even know why i watched it in the first place. I think i was just curious about how bad it was, and i was right, it's fucking terrible. I would give this movie a 1 out of 5 stars, and that's only because of the animation. If it wasn't for the animation, i would give it a 0 out of 5 stars.
In conclusion, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is a terrible movie meant for that weird Dentist office that somehow still has a CRT tv even though we have flat screen tvs now, and it's not even a good movie for kids, they would be like:
So anyways, Ladies and Gents, i am gonna end it here. This movie sucks major donkey dick, don't watch it for your own good, and stay safe.